Askenglandkirkland

Ok so like my friend on facebook sent me the weirdest message i have ever read and this is what he said: Friend:Have you ever farted while sitting down? It sounds like your sitting on an elephants trunk Me: well we all fart but i doubt it ever sounded like some one siting on an elephants nose (you can spell elephant!?!) and in any case what  would someone be doing sitting on an elephants trunk any ways? Couldn't the elephant just pick you up and throw you half way across town anyways xD?? Friend: Okay...and maybe i have no idea im not an elephant expert oh yea and what was up with the weird post? The one where you said guys i pee rainbows